She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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