I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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