he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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