I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
