nut hugger
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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