The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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