It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
What drink are we having for lunch?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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