bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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