Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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