me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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