Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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