My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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