she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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