and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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