dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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