if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
A bitchslap is in order.
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