don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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