So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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