It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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