we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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