i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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