do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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