Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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