i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
