I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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