Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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