what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
