I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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