it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
