i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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