when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
