wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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