Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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