You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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