We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize
