Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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