Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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