All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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