The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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