How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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