that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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