I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
