one two three fourrrrnication!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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