5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
