dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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