Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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