Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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