This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also, beer. Big fan.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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