it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Come on in and take your pants off
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