Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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