I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I cockslap morals
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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