stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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