i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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