I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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