do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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